It was in one of the texts that I read. [He looked at a text in his book called Machiavellian's Guide to Womanizing and recalled that the first rule in the book had been not to share it with a woman. Hmmm, well, he was trying to work this out properly, so... perhaps the name would not hurt?]

I believe the author's name was a Nicolas Cassanova. Yes. But if you insist then this is what we will do.

[What Equius was not aware of was that this book was meant to be rather inappropriate humor on the subject of dating... Thankfully he hadn't read much yet.]

(OOC: It took me a while to think "What is the worst book Equius could ever read about dating" before I remembered that drek existed. God, it was so awful.)